34-PLEASE DON'T TOUCH YOUR UNCLE'S ....

Another one is a cow mooing near you in the darkness, but you can't see it. You go where it moos and then you hear it somewhere else. Those who follow the sounds never see the light of day again. They still follow the sound in pure darkness, far away from home, lost and terrified. Some of them decide not to follow it, but they feel even more lost and alone. They cry desperately, like a child who lost their mother and they walk on only because staying still is more scary...They are the source of the crying that spreads into the village at night...

Another one is a goat. If you touch his balls he talks, usually saying “PLEASE DON'T TOUCH YOUR UNCLE'S BALLS!” Everybody knows about the goat, and that's actually the problem. Everyone wants to know if such a goat really exists. So when they see it they think “sure, go for it”... Only those who touch will never see their wives pregnant again...

The last one appears when you are riding a horse past the water near the cemetery. Behind you a horse comes out of the darkness exactly the same as the horse you are riding. It mimics every noise and movement your horse makes until finally you forget which one is which. Eventually you can't tell if you are controlling your horse or if they control you... While this is happening you are having the longest night, and you have already become a cold memory for your loved ones...

But the solution, the only way out of this is that when you see one of these creatures to raise your hand above your head (the way that Jesus usually does) and scream this: “GOD IS ONE. GOD HAS NO NEEDS. NEVER DID HE BEGET, NOR WAS BEGOTTEN. NONE EQUAL HIM”

...Anyway, this morning the fisherman's little girl found a drowned corpse in the river. His hand was raised above his head...