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"Ok, lissen. Dis guy...er...well, 'e ain't a guy, 'zactly...but...er...dis...er...Joe...he...ah...he don't like fer ya to stare, 'kay? So's when 'e gets in here, jus' find somethin' else ta do with yar fraggin eyes, ok? We needs dis gig crazy-stoopid-like, ok?" Rottin glared at me like I'd done something wrong and scratched his stump irritably. I'd noticed that he did that when he was really nervous about something. I thought about nodding dumbly, because, well, I'm dumb, and because I've learned that when folks think you've done something wrong, acting dumb can help. I'm not sure why, 'cause like I said, I'm -- "ARE YA EVEN LISSEN'N TO MEE

Sholem (pron. SHOW-lem) will be the seventh member of the Nine located by the Bello twins. Its discovery will save the twins from certain death on Bouvet Island. Height/Weight: 9’/700 lbs. 1st Appearance: Season 1, Episode 7 Seal Location/Hint: Sholem’s Seal will be found on Bouvet Island, off the coast of Antarctica [AO 455/web]. The hint will be: “[REDACTED]” Powers: Upon the breakage of Sholem’s Seal, the Spirit’spower and the Seal’s fragments are manifested into small, wavering orbs of green energy that orbit around the Bearer’s ears. These orbs slowly pulse and warble of their own acc

The fraggin' idiots don't understand nothin'. For Perd's sake, they call me a druid! Any bod worth's juices would know 'at a'druid could grow a plant...not use one as'a well. Gah! Fraggin' idiots. Well, whaddya s'pect. Since th' stars fell and the whole pecked planet went always nuts...lestwiles that's how I hears it told...bod's've gone to pot. Most bod's're beasts now, really, slaverin', flesh-hungry, mindless retches that'll rip a leg off just as quickly as give a grin. That's why me an' Gertrude here are together. Gertrude's special...lestwiles to me. S'far as I can tell, she's th' last livin' plant in the Ruin and she's MINE.... Read m